And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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