And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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