And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026