And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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