And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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