And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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