And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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