And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


GOOD		CRAP

or

The baaaahamas


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. It turned itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Microwaves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because E.T. eventually went home!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Gator-Ade.


GOOD		CRAP

or