And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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