And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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