And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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