And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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