And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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