And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Croak-a-cola.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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The Flea Stooges!


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A dino-sewer.


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