And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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