And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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