And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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