And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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