And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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