And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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