And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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