And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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