And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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