And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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