And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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