And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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