And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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