And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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