And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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