And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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