And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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