And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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