And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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