And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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