And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra


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or

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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Holly Davidson.


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or

Soviets


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Silent night!


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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or