And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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