And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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