Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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