Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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