Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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