Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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