Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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