Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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