Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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