Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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