Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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