Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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