Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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