Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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