Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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