Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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