Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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