Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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