Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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