Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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