Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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