Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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