Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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