Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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