Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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