Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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