Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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