Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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