Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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