Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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