Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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