Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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