Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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