Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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