Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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