Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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