Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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