Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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