Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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