Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred and nine. Seven on the Lightbulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the 12 on the Lightbulb Task Force, appointed by the 15 on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who place it on the agenda of the 18-member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the 27-member Church Board, who appoint another 12-member review committee. If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the 23-member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to the Disney corporation. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more light bulb has burned out.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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