Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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