Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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