Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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