Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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