Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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