Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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