Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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