Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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