Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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