Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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