Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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