. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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