Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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