Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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