Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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