Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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