Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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