Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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