Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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