Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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