Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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