Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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