Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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