Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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