Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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