Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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