Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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