Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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