Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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