Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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