Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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