Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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