Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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