Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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