Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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