Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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