Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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