Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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