Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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