Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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