Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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