Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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