Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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