Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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