Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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