Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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