Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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