Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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