Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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