Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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