Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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