Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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