Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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