Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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