Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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