Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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