Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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