Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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