Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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