Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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