Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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