Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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