Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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