Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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