Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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