Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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