Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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