Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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