Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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