Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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