Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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