Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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