Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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