Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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