Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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