Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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