Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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