Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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