Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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