Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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