Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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