Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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