Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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