Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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