Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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