Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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