Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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