Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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