Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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