Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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