Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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