Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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