Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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