Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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