Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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