Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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