Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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