Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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