Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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