Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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