Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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