Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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