Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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