Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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