Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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