Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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