Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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