Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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