Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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