Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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