Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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