Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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