Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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