Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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