Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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