Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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