Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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