Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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