Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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