Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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