Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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