Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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