Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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