Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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