Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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