Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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