Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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