Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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