Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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