Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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