Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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