Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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