Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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