Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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