Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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