Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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