Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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