Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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