Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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