Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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