Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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