Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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