Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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