Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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