Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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