Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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