Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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