Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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