Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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