Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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