Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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To get to the body shop.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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