Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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