Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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