Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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