Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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