Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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