Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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