Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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