Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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