Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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