Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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