Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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