Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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