Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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