Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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