Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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