Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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