Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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