Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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