Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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