Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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