Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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