Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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