Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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