Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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