Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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