Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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