Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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