Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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