Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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