Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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