Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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