Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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