Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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