Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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