Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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