Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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