Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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