Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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