Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Catillacs


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To get to the body shop.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Parachute school!


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It'll come back to me.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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