Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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