Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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