Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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