Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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