Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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