Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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