Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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