Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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