Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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