Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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