Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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