Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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