Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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