Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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