Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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