Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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