Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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