Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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