Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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