Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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