Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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