Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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