Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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