Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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