Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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