Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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