Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026