Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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