Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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