Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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