Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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