Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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