Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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