Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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