Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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