Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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