Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
Canvas not available.

or


How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025