Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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