Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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