Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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