Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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