Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Canvas not available.

or


What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025