Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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