Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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