Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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