Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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