Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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