Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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