Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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