Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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