Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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