Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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