Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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