Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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