Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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