Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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