Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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