Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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