Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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