Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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