Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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