Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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