Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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