Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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