Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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