Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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