Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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