Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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