Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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