Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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