Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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