Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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