Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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