Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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