Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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