Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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