Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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