Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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