Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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