Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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