Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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