Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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