Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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