Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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