Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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