Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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