Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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