Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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