Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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