Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Climb up a tree and act like a nut


GOOD		CRAP

or

Meet Patty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

or

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or