Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025