Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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