Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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