Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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