Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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