Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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