Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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