Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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