Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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