Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Silverware.


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With tomato paste.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Is that you mommy?


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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