Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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