Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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It saw the ginger snap.


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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Ant-elopes!


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A cheetah


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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