Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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