Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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