Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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