Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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