Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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