Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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