Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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