Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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