Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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