Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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