Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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