Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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