Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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