Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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