Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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