Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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