Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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