Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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