Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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