Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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