Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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