Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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