Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026