Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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