Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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