Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025