Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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