Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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