Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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