Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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