Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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