Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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