Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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