Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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