Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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