Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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