Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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