Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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