Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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