Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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