Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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