Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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