Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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