Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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