Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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