Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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