Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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