Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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