Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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