Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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