Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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