Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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