Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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