Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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