Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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