Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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