Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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