Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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