Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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