Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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