Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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