Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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