Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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