Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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