Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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