Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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