Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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