Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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