Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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