Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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