Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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