Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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