Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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