Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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