Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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