Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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