Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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