Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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