Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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