Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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