Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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