Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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