Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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