Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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