Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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