Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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