Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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