Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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