Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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