Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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