Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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