Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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