Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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