Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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