Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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