Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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