Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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