Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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