Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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