Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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