Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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