Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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