Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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