Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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