Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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