Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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