Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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