Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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