Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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