Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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