Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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