Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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