Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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