Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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