Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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