Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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