Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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