Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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