Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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