Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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