Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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