Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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