Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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