Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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