Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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