Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026