Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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