Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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