Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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