Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026