Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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