Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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