Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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