Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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