Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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