Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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