Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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