Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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