Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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