Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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