Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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