Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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