Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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