Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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