Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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