Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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