Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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