Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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