Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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