Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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