Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A seal walks into a club...
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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