Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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