Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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