Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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