Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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