Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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