Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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