Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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