Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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