Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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