Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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