Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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