Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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