Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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