Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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