Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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