Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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