Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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