Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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