Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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