Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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