Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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