Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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