Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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