Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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