Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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