Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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