Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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