Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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