Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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