Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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