Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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