Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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