Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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