Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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