Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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