Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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