Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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