Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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