Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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