Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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