Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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