Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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