Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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