Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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