Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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