Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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