Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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