Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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