Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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