Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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