Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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