Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or


Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026