Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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