Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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