Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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