Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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