Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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