Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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