Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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