Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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