Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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