Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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