Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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