Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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