Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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