Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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