Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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