Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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