Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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