Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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