Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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