Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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