Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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