Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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