Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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