Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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