Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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