Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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