Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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