Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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