Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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