Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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