Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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