Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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