Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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