Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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