Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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