Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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