Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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