Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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