Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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