Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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