Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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