Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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