Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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