Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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