Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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