Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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