Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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