Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026