Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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