Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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