Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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