Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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