Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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