Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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