Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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