Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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