Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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