Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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