Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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