Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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