Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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