Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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