Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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