Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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