Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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