Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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