Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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