Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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