Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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