Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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