Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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