Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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