Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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