Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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