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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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