Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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