Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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