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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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