Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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