Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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