Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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