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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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