Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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