Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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