Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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