Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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