Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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