Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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