Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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