Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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