Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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