Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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