Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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