Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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