Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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