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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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