Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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