Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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