Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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