Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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