Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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