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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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