Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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