Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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