Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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