they never get old!
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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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