Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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