Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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