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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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