Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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