Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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