Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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