Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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