Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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