Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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