they never get old!
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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King.
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To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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