Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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