Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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