Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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