Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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