Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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