Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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