Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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