Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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