Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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