Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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