Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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