Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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