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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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