Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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