Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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