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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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