Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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