Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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