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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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