Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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