Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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