Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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