Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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