Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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