Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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