Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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