Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026