Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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