Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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