Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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