Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!


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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.


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They both have trunks


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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A shampoodle


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It's Hans free.


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Fish and ships.


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He wanted to make a clean getaway!


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