Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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