Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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