Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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