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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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