Dorian Gray Jokes,

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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