Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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