Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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