Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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