Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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