Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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