Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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