Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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