Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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