Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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