Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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