Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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