Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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