Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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