Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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