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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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