Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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