Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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