Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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