Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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