Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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