Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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