Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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