Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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