Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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