Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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