Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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