Dorian Gray Jokes,

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A seal walks into a club...
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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