Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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