Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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