Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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