Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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