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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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