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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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