Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!


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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]


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and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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It'll come back to me.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Squash


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I've lost three days already.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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