Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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