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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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