Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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