Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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