Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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