Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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