Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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