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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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