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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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