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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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