Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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