Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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