Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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