Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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