Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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