Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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