Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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