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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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