Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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