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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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