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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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