Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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