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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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