Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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