Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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