Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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