Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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