Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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