Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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