Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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