Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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