Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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