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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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