"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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