"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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