"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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