"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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