"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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