"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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