"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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