"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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