"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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