"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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