"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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