"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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