"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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