"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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