"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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