"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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