"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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