"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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