"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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