"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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