"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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