"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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