"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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