"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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