"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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