"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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