"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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