"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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