"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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