"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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