"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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