"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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