"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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