"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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