"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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