"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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