"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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