"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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