"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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