"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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