"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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