"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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