"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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