"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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