"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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