"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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