"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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