"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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