"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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