"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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