"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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