"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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