"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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