"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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