"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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