"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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