"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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