"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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