"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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