"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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