"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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