"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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