"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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