"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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