"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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