"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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