"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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