"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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