"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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