"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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