"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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