"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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