"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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