"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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