"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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