"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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