"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026