"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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