"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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