"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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