"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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