"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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