"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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