"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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