"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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