"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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