"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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