"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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