"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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