"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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