"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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