"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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