"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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