"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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