"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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