"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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