"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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