"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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