"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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