"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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