"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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