"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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