"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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