"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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