"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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