"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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