"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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