Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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