El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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