El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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