El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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