El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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