El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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