El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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