El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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