El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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