El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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