El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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