El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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