El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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