El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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