El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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