El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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