El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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