El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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