El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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