El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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