El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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