El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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