El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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