El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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