El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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