El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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