El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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