El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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