El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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