El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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