El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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