El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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