El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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