El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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