El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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