El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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