El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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