El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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