Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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