Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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