Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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