Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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