Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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