Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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