Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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