Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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