Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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