Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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