Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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