Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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