Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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