Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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