Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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