Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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