Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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