Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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