Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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