Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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