Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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