Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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