Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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