Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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