Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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