Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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