Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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