the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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I am feeling pale today.
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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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