Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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