Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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