Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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