Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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