Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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