Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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