Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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