Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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