Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


GOOD		CRAP

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Seven months old.


GOOD		CRAP

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Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

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Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

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