the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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it was Wedgie Kray.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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