Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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