Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough cement.


GOOD		CRAP

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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Greece!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or