Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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