Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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A seal walks into a club...
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