Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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