Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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