Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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