Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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