Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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