Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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To get to the body shop.


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Bison


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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Leap Year


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Tweetment.


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