Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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