Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they taste funny!


GOOD		CRAP

or

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's pretty basic stuff.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It gave a little wine


GOOD		CRAP

or