Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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