Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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