Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

or

The lawyer charges more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he traveled a lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You go to the Library!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


GOOD		CRAP

or