Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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