Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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