Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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