Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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