Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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