Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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