the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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Anywhere it wants to
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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Snow balls!
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