Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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