Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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