Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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