Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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