Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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