Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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