Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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