Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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