Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

Canvas not available.

or


What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
Canvas not available.

or


If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
Canvas not available.

or


How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Canvas not available.

or


What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026