Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!


GOOD		CRAP

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The Elfabet.


GOOD		CRAP

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When the big hand touches the little hand


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or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't know the words.


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. There's a primitive for that.


GOOD		CRAP

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The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or