Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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