Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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