Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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