Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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