Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ruler.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A waist of time!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Use a pen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got you covered!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because 7 ate 9.


GOOD		CRAP

or