Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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