Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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