Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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