Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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