Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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