Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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