Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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