Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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