Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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