Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because E.T. eventually went home!


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

New Jersey got to pick first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there was no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or