Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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