Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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