Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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