Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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