Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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