Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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