Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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