the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Punch.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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It wanted to be a watermelon.
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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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it was Wedgie Kray.
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