Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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