Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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