Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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