Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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