the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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but I couldn't find any.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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So he gave me a kite.
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