Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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