Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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