Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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