Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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