Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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