Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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To get to the udder side.


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I lava you.


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but I couldn't find any.


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Sherlock Bones.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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