Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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