Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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