Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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