Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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