Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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