Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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