Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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