Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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