Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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