Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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