H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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