H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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