H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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