H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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