H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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