H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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