H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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