H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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