H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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