H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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