H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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