H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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