H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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