H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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