H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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