H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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