H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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