H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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