H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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