H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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