H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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