H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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