H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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