H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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