H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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