H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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