H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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