H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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