H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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