H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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