H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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