H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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