H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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