H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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