H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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