H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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