H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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