H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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