H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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