H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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