H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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