H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A seal walks into a club...



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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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