H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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