H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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