H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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