H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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