H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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