H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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