H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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