H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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