H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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