H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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