H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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