H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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