H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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