H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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