H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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