H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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