H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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