H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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