H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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