H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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