H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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