H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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