H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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