H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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