H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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