H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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