H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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