H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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