H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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