H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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