H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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