H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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