H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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