H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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