H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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