H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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