H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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