H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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