H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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