H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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