H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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