Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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