Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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