Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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