Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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