Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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