Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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