Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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