Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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