Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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R & Brie.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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He was in shock for a week.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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To get to the udder side.


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An onion


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