Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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