Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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