Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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