Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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