Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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