Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026