Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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