Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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It's Hans free.


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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A coat of arms.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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