Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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