Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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