Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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