Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026