Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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