Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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