Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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