Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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