Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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Take away the g


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Scarespray!


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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A hush puppy.


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