Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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