Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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