Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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