Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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