Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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