Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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