Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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