Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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