Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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