Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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