Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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