Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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It was beat.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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At the ghost-ery store!


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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None. It turned itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

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