Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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