Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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Big holes all over Australia!


GOOD		CRAP

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Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


GOOD		CRAP

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What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

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