Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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