Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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