Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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