Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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