Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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