Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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