Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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