Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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