Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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