Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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