Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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