Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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