Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Hair Force One!


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Drinking.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Because it might crack up!


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It�s a little fishy.


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Fryday


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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