Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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