Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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