Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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