Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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