Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get his filling!


GOOD		CRAP

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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


GOOD		CRAP

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None, sound engineers don't do lights


GOOD		CRAP

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There are footprints in the butter.


GOOD		CRAP

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Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

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Plane ones.


GOOD		CRAP

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Outlaws are wanted.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!


GOOD		CRAP

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