Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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