Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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