Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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