Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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