Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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