Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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