Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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