Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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