Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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