Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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