Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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