Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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