Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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