Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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