Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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