Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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