Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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