Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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