Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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