Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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