Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

An earthquake.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or