Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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With flood lighting.


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Beef jerky


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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H2O.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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