Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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