Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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