Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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