Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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