Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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