Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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