Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

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His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Toy-otas.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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A nail.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or