Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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