Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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