Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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