Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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