Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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