Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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