Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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