Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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