Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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