Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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