Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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