Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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