Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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