Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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