Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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