Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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