Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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