Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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