Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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