Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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