Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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