Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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