Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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