Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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