Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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