Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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