Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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