Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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