Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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