Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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