Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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