Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A seal walks into a club...
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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