Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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