Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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