Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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