Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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