Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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