Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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