Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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