Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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