Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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