Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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