Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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