Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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