Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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