Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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