Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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