Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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