Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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