Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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