Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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