Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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