Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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