Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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