Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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