Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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