Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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