Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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