Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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