Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Chili
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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