Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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