Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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