Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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