Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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