Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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