Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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