Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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