Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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