Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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