Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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