Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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