Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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