Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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