Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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