Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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