Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024