How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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