How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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