How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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