How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can unscrew a light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get a mini soda


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's between ac.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or