How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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