How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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