How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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