How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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