How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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