How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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