How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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