How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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