How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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