How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the body shop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

News briefs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Velcrow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sandy Claws.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or