How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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