How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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