How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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It was in a jam!


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On honor rolls.


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You're Hired.


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A starfish.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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In the snow bank.


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