How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026