How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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