How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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