How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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