How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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