How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


GOOD		CRAP

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


GOOD		CRAP

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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Let's get crackin'!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A froghorn.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the shell station.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

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