How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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