How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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