How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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