How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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