How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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