How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Minivans.


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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Stable tennis


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Snaked.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or