How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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