How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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