How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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