How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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