How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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