How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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