How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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