How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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