How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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