How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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