How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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