How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025