How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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