How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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