How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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