How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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