How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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