How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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