How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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