How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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