How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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