How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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