How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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