How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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