How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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