How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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