How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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