How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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