How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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