How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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