How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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