How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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