How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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