How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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