How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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