How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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