How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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