How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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