How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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