How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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