How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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