How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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