How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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