How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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