How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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