How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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