How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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