How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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