How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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