How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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