How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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