How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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