How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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