How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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