How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026