How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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