How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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