How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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