How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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