How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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