How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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