How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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