How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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