How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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