How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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