How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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