How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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