How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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