How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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