How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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