How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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