How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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