How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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