How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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