How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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