The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Does Boston stop at this train?
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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