How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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