How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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