How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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