How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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