How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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