How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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