How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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