How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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