How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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