How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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