How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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