How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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