How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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