How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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