How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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