How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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or

Donald Trump.


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or

Does Boston stop at this train?


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or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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or

Fo Drizzle!


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or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Leap Year


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or

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


GOOD		CRAP

or