How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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