How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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