How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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