How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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