How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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