How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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