How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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