How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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