How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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