How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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