How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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