How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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