How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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