How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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