How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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