How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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