How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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