How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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