How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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