How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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