Buy a deck of cards.
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Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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To get to the shell station.
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"The erection is rigged!"
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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