How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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