How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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At the crystal ball.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Neptunes!


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It was a Shih Tzu


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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