How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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