How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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