How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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