How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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