How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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