How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026