How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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