How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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