How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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