How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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