How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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