How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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