How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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