How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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