How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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