How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.


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Because he is so cool!


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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They both have trunks


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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They get toad.


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Gator-Ade.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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I'm still working on it.


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