How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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