How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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