How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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