How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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