How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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