How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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