How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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