How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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