How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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