How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was in shock for a week.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Night manager at McDonalds


GOOD		CRAP

or