How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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