How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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