How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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