How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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