How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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