How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.


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A living room!


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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