How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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