How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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