How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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