How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025