How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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