Buy a deck of cards.
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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where is pop corn?
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She couldn't control her pupils.
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What a turtle disaster
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