How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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