How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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