How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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