How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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