How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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