How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


GOOD		CRAP

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They both come in tots.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got my ion you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or