How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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