How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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