How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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