How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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