How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026