How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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