How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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