How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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