How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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