How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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