How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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