How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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