How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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