How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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