How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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