How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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