How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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