How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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