How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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