How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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