How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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