How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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