How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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