How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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