How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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