How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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