How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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