How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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