How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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