How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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