How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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