How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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