How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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