How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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