How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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