How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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