How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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