How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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