How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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