How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

A coat of arms.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I wuv you watts and watts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Donald Trump.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

or