How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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