How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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