How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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