How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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