How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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