How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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