How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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or

A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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A baboom


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Night manager at McDonalds


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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or

They can hit the high C's!


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or

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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or

it was a shitzu."


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or

I decided to give it a shot!


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or