How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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