How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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