How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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