How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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