How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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