How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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