How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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