How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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