How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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