How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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