How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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