Buy a deck of cards.
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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