How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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