How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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