How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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