How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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