How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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