How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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