How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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