How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A seal walks into a club...
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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