How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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