How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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