How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026