How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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