How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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