How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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