How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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