How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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