How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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