How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It�s a little fishy.


GOOD		CRAP

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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Night manager at McDonalds


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

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Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Have an ice day!


GOOD		CRAP

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A slopepoke!


GOOD		CRAP

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