How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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