How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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