How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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