How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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