How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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