How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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