How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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