How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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