How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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