How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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