How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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