How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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