How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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