How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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