How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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