How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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