How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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