How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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