How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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