How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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