How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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