How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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