How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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