How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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