How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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