How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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