How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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