How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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