How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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