How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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