How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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