How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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