How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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