How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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