How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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