How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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