How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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