How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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