How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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