How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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