How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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