How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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