How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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