How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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