How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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