How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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