How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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