How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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