How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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