How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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