How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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