How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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