How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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