How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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