How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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