How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024