How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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