How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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