How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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