How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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