How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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