How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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