How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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