How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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