How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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