How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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