How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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