How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026