How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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