How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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