How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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