How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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