How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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