How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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