How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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