How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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