How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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