How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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