How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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