How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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