How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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