How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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