How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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