How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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