How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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