How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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