How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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