How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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