How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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