How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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