How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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