How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

they never get old!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not funny!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a river bank


GOOD		CRAP

or