How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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