How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or