How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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