How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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