How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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