How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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