How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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