How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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