How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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