How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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