How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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