How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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