How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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