How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a river bank


GOOD		CRAP

or

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cheeses of Nazareth.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or