How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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