How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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