How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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