How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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