How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


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or

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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or

he's a catholic converter.


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or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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or

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Because he's Haydn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The fear of Santa Claus.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it might crack up!


GOOD		CRAP

or