How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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