How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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