How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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