How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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