How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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