How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In Washington, D.C.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I don't want one of them for my husband".


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the cemetery


GOOD		CRAP

or