How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card


GOOD		CRAP

or

Count Quackula!


GOOD		CRAP

or

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A stick.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or