How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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