How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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