How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Saliva


GOOD		CRAP

or

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An instagram.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or