How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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