How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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