How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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