How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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