How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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