How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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