How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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