How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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