How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


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or

What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they dribble!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was feeling a Lil Weezy


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A bed.


GOOD		CRAP

or