How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the hickory dickory dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or