How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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