How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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