How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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