How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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