How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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