How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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