How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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