How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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