How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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