How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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