How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the ghost-ery store!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

At forks in the road.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Juan by Juan.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a snow bank!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've got my ion you.


GOOD		CRAP

or