How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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