How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


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or

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine


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or

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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or

A watch dog.


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or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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or

A box of quackers.


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or

He decomposes.


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or

Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

or