How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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