How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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