How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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