How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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