How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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