How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
Canvas not available.

or


How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026