How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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