How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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