How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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