How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026