How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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