How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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