How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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