How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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