How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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