How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because deep down, they're really good people.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get brighter!


GOOD		CRAP

or