How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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