How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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