How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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