How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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