How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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