How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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