How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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