How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Gator-Ade.


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Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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A porcupine with split ends


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In the neigh-borhood.


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or