How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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