How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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