How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A trombone.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The baaaahamas


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or