How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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