How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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