How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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