How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024