How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.


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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Plane ones.


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Because he traveled a lot.


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In his trunk


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Gator-Ade.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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they just stop reacting.


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