How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A seal walks into a club...
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