How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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