How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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