How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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