How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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