How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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