How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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