How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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