How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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