How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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