How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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