How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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