How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025