How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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