How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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