How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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