How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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