How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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