How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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