How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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