How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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