How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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