How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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