How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Canvas not available.

or


What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026