How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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