How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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