How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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