How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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