How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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