How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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