How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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