How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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