How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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