How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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