How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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