How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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