How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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