How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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