How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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