How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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