How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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