How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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