How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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