How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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