How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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