How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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