How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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