How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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