How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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