How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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