How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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