How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.

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