How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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or

Take away his credit card


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or

A milkshake


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or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Comet


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or