How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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