How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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