How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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