How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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