How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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