How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A seal walks into a club...
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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