How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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