How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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