How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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