How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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