How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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