How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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