How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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