How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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