How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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