How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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