How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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