How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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