How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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