How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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