How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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