How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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