How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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