How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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