How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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