How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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