How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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