How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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