How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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