How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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