How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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