How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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