How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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