How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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