How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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