How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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