How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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