How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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