How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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