How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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