How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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