How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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