How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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