How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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