How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


Canvas not available.

or


How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026