How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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