How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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