How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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To get brighter!


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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A centipede on its back!


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A fright train!


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Gator-Ade.


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