How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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