How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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