How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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