How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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