How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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