How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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R & Brie.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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His breath.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Leap Year


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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He didn't have any guts!


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