How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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