How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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