How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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