How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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