How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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