How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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