How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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