How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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