How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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