How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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