How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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