How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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