How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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