How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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