How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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