How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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