How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


GOOD		CRAP

or

O I C U R M T


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Holly Davidson.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They don't lie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to see a butterfly.


GOOD		CRAP

or