How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.


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Take away the g


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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When it's ajar!


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all that was left was de brie.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Don't move, I've got you covered.


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or