How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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