How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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