How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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