How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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