How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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