How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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