How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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