How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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