How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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