How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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