How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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