How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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