How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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