How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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