How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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