How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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