How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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