How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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