How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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