How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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