How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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