How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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