How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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