How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026