How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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