How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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