How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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