How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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