How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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