How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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