How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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