How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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