How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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