How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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