How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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