How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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