How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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