How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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