How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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