How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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