How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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