How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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