How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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