How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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