How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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