How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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