How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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