How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


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or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sponge!


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or

A pork chop.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or