How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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