How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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