How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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