How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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