How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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