How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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