How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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