How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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