How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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