How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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