How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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