How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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