How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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