How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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