How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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