How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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