How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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