How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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