How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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