How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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