How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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