How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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