How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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