How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025