How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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