How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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