How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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