How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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