How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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