How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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