How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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