How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025