How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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