How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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