How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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