How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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