How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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