How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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