How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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