How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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