How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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