How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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