How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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