How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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