How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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