How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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