How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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