How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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