How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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