How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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