How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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