How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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