How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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