How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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