How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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