How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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