How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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