How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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