How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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