How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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