How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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