How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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