How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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