How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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