How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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