How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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