How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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