How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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