How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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