How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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