How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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