How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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