How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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