How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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