How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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