How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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