How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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