How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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