How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!


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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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To the mooooooovies.


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They both whine alot!


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Stable tennis


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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He felt funny.


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