How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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