How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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