How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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