How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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