How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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