How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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