How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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