How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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