How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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