How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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