How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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