How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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