How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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