How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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