How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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