How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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