How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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