How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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