How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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