How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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