How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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