How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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