How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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