How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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