How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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