How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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