How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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