How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!


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or

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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To visit the milky way.


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You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

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