How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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