How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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