How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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