How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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