How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!


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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.


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They both come in tots.


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A swordfish


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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She ran away from the ball.


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[Period]


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He just couldn't put it down.


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