How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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