How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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