How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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