How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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