How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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