How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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