How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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