How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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