How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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