How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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