How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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