How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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