How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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