How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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