How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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