How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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