How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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