How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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