How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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