How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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