How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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