How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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