How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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