How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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