How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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