How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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