How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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