How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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