How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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