How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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