How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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