How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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