How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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