How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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