How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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