How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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