How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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