How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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