How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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