How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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