How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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