How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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