How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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