How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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