How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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