How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
Canvas not available.

or


You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026