How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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