How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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