He gave her a ring.
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Because he never pays his debts.
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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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coz Donald ducked
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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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50 cent featuring Nickelback
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Everyone is happy when the case is closed
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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