How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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