How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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