How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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