How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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