How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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