How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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