How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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