How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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