How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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