How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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