How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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