How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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