How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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