How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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