How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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