How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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