How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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