How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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