How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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