How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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