How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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