How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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