How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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