How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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