How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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