How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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