How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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