How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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