How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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