How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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