How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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