How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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