How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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