How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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