How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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