How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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