How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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