How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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