How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025