How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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