How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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