How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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