How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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