How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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