How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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