How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.


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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Holly Davidson.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Senator.


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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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A fence.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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