How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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