How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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