How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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