How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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