How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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