How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.


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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.


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Because 7 ate 9.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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A crookodile


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You're Hired.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Take me to your liter.


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