How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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