How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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