How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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