How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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