How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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