How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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