How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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