How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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