How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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