How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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