How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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