How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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