How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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