How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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