How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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