How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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