How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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