How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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