How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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