How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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