How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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It was two tired.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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