How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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