How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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