How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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Because you can see right through them!


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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Mooooooove over


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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WHAT?


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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or