How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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