How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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