How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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