How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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