How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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