How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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