How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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