How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.


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A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


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To the mooooooovies.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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The sound of Mew-sic


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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They get toad.


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Through the engineers.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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