How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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