How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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