How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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