How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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To practice.


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Time to get a new bed


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People must be dying to get in there.


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A cr-oak tree.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A mouse on vacation.


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