How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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