How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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or

Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!


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or

She wanted to reach the high notes!


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or

It waves.


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or

One minds the train, one trains the mind.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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or

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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or

Put him in the front seat.


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or

I've got my ion you.


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or