How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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They get toad.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


GOOD		CRAP

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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


GOOD		CRAP

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Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because 7 ate 9.


GOOD		CRAP

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A milkshake


GOOD		CRAP

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