How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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