How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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