How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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