How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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