How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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