How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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