How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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