How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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