How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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