How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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