How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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