How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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