How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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