How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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