How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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