How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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or

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was in a pickle!


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or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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or

The letter G.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or

A brick layer!


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or

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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or

Mice krispies


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or

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

or