How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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