How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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