How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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