How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Use a pen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he's Haydn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or