How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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