How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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