How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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