How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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