How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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