How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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