How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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