How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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