How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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