How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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