How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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