How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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