How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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