How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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