How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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