How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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An offer you can't understand


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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A vicious circle.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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Plane ones.


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