How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026