How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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