How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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