How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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