How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026