How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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