How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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