How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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