How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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