How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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