How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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