How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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