How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.


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In a hambulance.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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A baboom


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Separation anxiety.


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Because his feet stink


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Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


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or