How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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