How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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