How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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