How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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