How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Presidential Seal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A waist of time!


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

T (tea)


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

or