How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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