How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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