How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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