How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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