How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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