How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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