How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A cow walking backwards


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Separation anxiety.


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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The scales.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or