How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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