How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A seal walks into a club...
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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