How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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