How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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