How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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