How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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