How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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