How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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