How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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