How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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