How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


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or

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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or

Address.


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or

He was booked for a salt and battery.


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or

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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or

Five after one.


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or

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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or

Put him in the front seat.


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or