How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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