How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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