How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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