How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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