How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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