How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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