How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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