How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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