How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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It might be your bicycle.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Lilly.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Their lips are moving.


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Carlos.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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