How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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