How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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