How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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