How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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