How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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