How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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