How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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