How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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