How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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