How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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