How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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