They take short cuts!
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Because he wanted to tie the score!
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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