How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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