They take short cuts!
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
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