How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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