How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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