How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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Fryday


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Camelflauge


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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None. It turned itself in.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Because there are too many ears.


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