How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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