How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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