How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Let's get crackin'!


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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They both have a hole in one!


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She ran away from the ball.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A silicon.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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