How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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