How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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