How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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