How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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