How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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