How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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