How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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