How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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