How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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