How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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