How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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