How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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