How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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