How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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