How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!


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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything � loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because all the fans left!


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Fsh


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Because of the bark


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Breaking up is hard to do.


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