How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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