How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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