How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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