How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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