How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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