How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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