How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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