How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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