How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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