How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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