How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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