How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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