How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026