How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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