How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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