How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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