How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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