How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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