How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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