How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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