How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


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It had too many problems.


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They had reservations.


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Because he was under cover.


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Because it's two tired!


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To log on.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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With a cowculator.


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BaNa2


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