How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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