How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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