How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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