How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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