How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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