How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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