How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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