How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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