How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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