How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or




What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025