How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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