How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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WHAT?


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A robber ducky.


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Their lips are moving.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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What's a light bulb?


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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