Through the engineers.
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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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The players dribble a lot.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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