How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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