How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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