How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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