How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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