How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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