How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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She was caught taking a brake.


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It�s Hans free.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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it had blown away.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Plane ones.


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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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or