How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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