How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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A comb.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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2 Na


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Get out of my sun!


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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