How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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