How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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