How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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