How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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