How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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