How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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