How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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