How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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