How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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