How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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