How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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