How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Because there are too many ears.


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At the crystal ball.


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A jellycopter


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