How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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