How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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