How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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