How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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