How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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He decomposes.


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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Root position cords.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Leap Year


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Pooched eggs.


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