How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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