How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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