How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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