How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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