How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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