How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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