How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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