How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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