How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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