How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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