How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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