How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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