How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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