How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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