How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.


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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!


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People must be dying to get in there.


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It's time to go to sweep.


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One minds the train, one trains the mind.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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What's a light bulb?


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