How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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