How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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