How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026