How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.


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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was two tired.


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Pooched eggs.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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A watch dog.


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R & Brie.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

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