How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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