How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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