How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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