How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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