How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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