How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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