How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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