How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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