How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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