How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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