How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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