How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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