How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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