How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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