How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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