How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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