How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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