How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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