How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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