How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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