How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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