How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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