How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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