How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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