How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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