How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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