How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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