How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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