How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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