How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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