How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025