How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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