How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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