How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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