How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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