How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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