How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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