How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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