How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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