How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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