How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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