How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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