How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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