How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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