How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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