How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.


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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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A milkshake


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Sherlock Bones.


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At the crystal ball.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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