How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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