How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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