How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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