How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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