How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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