How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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