How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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