How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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