How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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