How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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