How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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