How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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