How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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