How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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