How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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