How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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