How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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