How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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