How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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