How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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