How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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