How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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