How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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