How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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