How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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