How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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