How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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