How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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