How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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