How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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