How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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