How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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