How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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