How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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