How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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