How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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