How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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