How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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