How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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