How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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