How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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