How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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