How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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