How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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