How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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