How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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