How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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