How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026