How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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