How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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