How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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