How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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