How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To visit the milky way.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it goes good with chips.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


GOOD		CRAP

or