How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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