How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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