How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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