How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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