How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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