How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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