How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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