How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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