How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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