How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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