How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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