How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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