How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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