How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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