How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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