How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.


GOOD		CRAP

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When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

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A Dogwood


GOOD		CRAP

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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


GOOD		CRAP

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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


GOOD		CRAP

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Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

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