How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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