How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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