How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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