How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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