How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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