How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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