How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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