How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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