How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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