How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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