How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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