How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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