How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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