How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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