How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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