How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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