How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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