How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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