How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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