How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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