How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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