How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


GOOD		CRAP

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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


GOOD		CRAP

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His partners.


GOOD		CRAP

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What? You can change light bulbs?


GOOD		CRAP

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Leap Year


GOOD		CRAP

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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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