How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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