How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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