How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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