How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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