How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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