How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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