How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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