How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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