How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Steal its chair.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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