How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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