How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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