How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two flutes playing in unison.


GOOD		CRAP

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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

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To get a mini soda


GOOD		CRAP

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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


GOOD		CRAP

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It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's too far to walk!


GOOD		CRAP

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