How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026