How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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