How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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