How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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