How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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