How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026