How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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