How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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