How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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