How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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