How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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