How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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