How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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