How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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