How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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