How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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