How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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