How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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