How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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