How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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