How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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