How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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