How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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