How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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