How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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