How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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