How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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