How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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