How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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