Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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