How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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