How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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