How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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