How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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