How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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