How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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