Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Big holes all over Australia!
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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A pork chop.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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