How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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