How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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