How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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