How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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