How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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