Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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It saw the ginger snap.
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Because the sea weed
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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