How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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