How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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