How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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