How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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