How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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