How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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