How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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