How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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