How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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