How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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