How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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