How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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