How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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