How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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