How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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