How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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