How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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