How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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