How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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