How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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