Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Through the engineers.
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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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