How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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