How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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