How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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