How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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