How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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