How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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