How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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