How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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