How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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