How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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