How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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