How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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