How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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