How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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