How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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