How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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