How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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