How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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