How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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