How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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