How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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