How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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