How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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