How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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