How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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